Tuesday, 17 May 2011

Snag a man (1)

In parts of the world that experience all four seasons, statistics show that more men are snagged up when the sun is out, Savannah and John from Dear John, Sandy and Danny from Grease, the two lovers from The Notebook and tons more. Why's that? More skin is on show! See men, they are so sexually oriented, they like bare legs, cleavage, sexy abs, fine behinds. I like to think 98% of men have sex on their minds when they move up to say hi to a lady, the other 2% accidentally bump into you and while they are apologising, realize how hot you are and ask you on a couple of dates.

Nigeria experiences blazing heat all year round, we should be raining men, we should get hit on every hour we spend outdoors, however, we are wearing too many jeans and hiding our hot legs, wearing waistcoats over long sleeve dresses, pashminas over strapless and sweetheart necklines hiding every hint of shoulders and cleavage *sigh*  Ladies! we need to uncover up, sometimes a pair of jeans and a top won't do. Stop wearing them to the beach and rolling it up.Be sexy, wear something hot,Whip out your mini skirts from hiding or shop some, find denim shorts or shorten an old pair, show some cleavage and see how many men hit on you. Don't be too worried about unwanted men hitting on you, Kim Kardashian gets stalked and hit on by lowly men, many of us earn way less than 100k and want a collection of Chanel purses and sunglasses, so let them hit on you, in a twisted way, it's good medicine for your ego. All the girls featured here, they have blokes!
Be sure to accessorize with sunglasses, cute sandals, purses, belts, bracelets, a cute puppy and maybe a car


  1. yeah guys are very much sexed up nowadays.
    Well the idea to uncover up isn't a badt idea. buh Nigerians are basically conservative when it comes to adorning special outfits. i mean think of the 'beefed' eyes that will almost strip you naked that day.
    Moreover, when you put on some outfit they look better with heels and our roads are not encouraging. But i LOVEEEE accessories. we shud inculcate that fully into our fashion abisi

  2. see! i defo knew i had to be talking to someone. You don't need to wear minis with heels! Take the model in a puppy for example, what do you think she'd look like wearing heels?
    plus stop with the conservative Nigeria thing! You have obviously been dumped by the bus, things have changed! If you wear a mini with confidence, who dares strip you with beef eyes

  3. i have taken ur advice.....show more skin, bag a dude.....hehehe

  4. Need mre ladies riddn dis, Abisi, joor tell em... Buh nor tz a culture thingy, buh wiv tym I nor alotta tinz r goin wiv tym.... Kudos, lovin ur blog....*bluetooth hi5*

  5. yes " Jennifer show more skin, bag a dude

  6. abisi! i'll reserve my comments on this one. keep up the good work.

  7. Show more skin?..PLEASE DON'T. You already show too much. There r 2 type of guys.
    Guys who want to just get into your pants and guys who want to get into your pants, date you, and have kids with u.
    Just the other day, I was hearing the hallelujah gingered message in one of the churches that can be changed to a night club by the intro of a Dj..SO here I was feeling holy, then I noticed the "lady" sitting next to me was showing 80 percent of her tits(+)..now thats a church!If you want more proof pop into Palms on a wednesday night..Am not an authority in this but I have some tips for you to bagging some real dude.
    Take yourself out, alone.
    Take a book or magazine along so they dont think u be ashawo.
    Show abit of skin,codedly, and you were right bisoye, u dont have to buy brazilian hair, guys dont know the difference.